Dark Lord's Blend

Behold, mortal, the Dark Lord's Blend, a coffee so divine, it'll make you sell your soul for a cup.

This masterful blend of Arabica beans is roasted to perfection, unleashing a flavor so rich, so bold, so diabolical, you'll be under its spell in no time.

Whole beans, 12 oz of pure, unadulterated darkness

Warning: consumption may lead to:

- Unholy obsession with coffee
- Increased desire for world domination
- Spontaneous outbursts of maniacal laughter

Taste the darkness, mortal. Your taste buds will thank you... or curse you.

*Roast Level:* Dark (as the Dark Lord's heart)

*Bean Origin:* Arabica (the finest beans from the mortal realm)

*Weight:* 12 oz (enough to fuel your dark ambitions)

*Grind:* Whole beans (because you're worthy of the Dark Lord's favor)

Surrender to the darkness. Buy now, mortal.